From the Committee for the Protection of Missing and Exploited Giants 

A ribald comedy of errors, whereupon the Managing General of the Fighting Giants of San Francisco stumbles higgeldy-piggeldy into the wrong chatting room, expecting to parlay with the local and regional fanatic base of his black-and-orange equipage. Without further ado...


Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): anyone here? im not wearing pantz

Beesabes (7:25:28 PM): Yo wassup maf54

Maf54 (7:26:13 PM): beesabes -- cute name!

Beesabes (7:26:25 PM): dont wear it out

Maf54 (7:26:46 PM): r u hot?

Beesabes (7:27:01 PM): not so much

Maf54 (7:27:22 PM): why zat?

Beesabes (7:27:35 PM): under .500 2 straight yrs, no playoffs 3 straiht yrs

Maf54 (7:27:47 PM): mebbe I can help

Beesabes (7:28:15 PM): kinda looking 4 guidance

Maf54 (7:28:25 PM): yrproblem is all those straight yrs! ;-)

Beesabes (7:28:36 PM): bummer 4 sure

Maf54 (7:28:59 PM): can u send me a pic?

Beesabes (7:29:12 PM): nope, ned broke my laptop this wkend, im at netcafe soma right now

Maf54 (7:29:29 PM): smart

Beesabes (7:29:45 PM): i am not an idiot

Maf54 (7:29:59 PM): i should probly do that instead of House PC

Beesabes (7:30:12 PM): weird brand -- whatever

Maf54 (7:30:55 PM): waita sec -- ned? is he cute too?

Beesabes (7:31:17 PM): forget that LA cocksucker

Maf54 (7:31:34 PM): fer real? :-) u guys ever, uh, "work together"? [grin]

Beesabes (7:31:54 PM): not anymore, fuck that guy

Maf54 (7:31:59 PM): i wanna see his pic first at least! so this ned, hot r not?

Beesabes (7:32:19 PM): maybe if he shaved the stupid stache

Maf54 (7:32:32 PM): already shaving!! SOOOO hot

Beesabes (7:32:55 PM): man i thot it wuz cool 2 b older, now p-mags is all dude, no way, time 4 new directions n shit

Maf54 (7:33:12 PM): whats that mean

Beesabes (7:33:46 PM): time 2 get younger

Maf54 (7:33:59 PM): i like yrstyle - younger is better

Beesabes (7:34:22 PM): i dunno...

Maf54 (7:34:39 PM): younger legs, more stamina. better skin. i like where this is going

Beesabes (7:34:56 PM): yah but when u r younger theres lots to learn

Maf54 (7:35:10 PM): dontcha know it! ;-)

Beesabes (7:35:23 PM): and we need 2 flash more leather

Maf54 (7:35:51 PM): Beesabes, u r getting me so excited!!

Beesabes (7:36:09 PM): cool. u want season tickets?

Maf54 (7:37:01 PM): i wanna watch everything u do

Beesabes (7:37:35 PM): awesome! visit sfgiants.com anytime to order

Maf54 (7:37:45 PM): no way, not on this computer -- hastert checks tha cookies

Maf54 (7:38:24 PM): but ive known some giants in sf in my time ;-)

Beesabes (7:37:56 PM): ok instedd u can call 800-277-BALL

Maf54 (7:38:08 PM): dirty boy!!!

Beesabes (7:38:22 PM): I feel dirty, all those great vets i had to letgo when they --

Beesabes (7:38:29 PM): when they couldnt perform anymore

Maf54 (7:38:55 PM): trust me not all older guys have that problem!!

Beesabes (7:39:08 PM): it was rough

Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): omg!! how ruff did it get?

Beesabes (7:39:54 PM): esp w/ grip and woody

Maf54 (7:40:05 PM): Grip woody? im so there!!!

Beesabes (7:40:51 PM): u had 2 see the look in there eyes

Maf54 (7:41:31 PM): u should see the look in mine!!!

Beesabes (7:42:01 PM): hey maf gotta go dude thx for hearing me out, sometimes a guy just ha-

Beesabes (7:42:08 PM): has 2 to blow off steam, get stuff off his chest u know?

Maf54 (7:42:14 PM): omg!!...blow...chest...mmmhmfhhfgmmmmffffmmmm

Beesabes (7:42:35 PM): hey u ok?

Beesabes (7:42:55 PM): hello?

Beesabes (7:43:15 PM): dude r u even a giant fan?

Maf54 (7:43:25 PM): uhhh, giants. mm. yeah.


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