Mad! Mad, I Tell You! 

Do you know why hatters were considered mad, by the way? Because they worked with a type of mercury to cure and shape fur hats. Hello, OSHA? I'm having a tea party. Won't you join us?

Deadspin has the most amusing take so far on this spring's Semi-Outrageous And Instantly Forgettable Barry Bonds Comment®. Or, really, comments: first to USA Today that 2006 is his last season and he's "tired of the crap," then to MLB.com that his knee brace is fabulous and maybe he'll play for another five or ten years.

Barry, man, you crazy guy! Is crazy, man, this Barry!

Next topic, please.


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