11.22.2005
The Grim Draper
I hereby nominate Rich Draper for this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest, and I'll ignore the fact there's no non-fiction/sports/propaganda category.
Draper's opening 'graph from Friday ranks up there with his all-time worst:
"Somebody keeps whispering in Noah Lowry's ear, and it's not like he's hearing voices. It's his own body doing the talking."
To hell with Bulwer-Lytton. Let's have our own Draper Follies. Please post your nominations for worst 2005 Draperism; at some point this weekend I'll narrow them down to the top 3, then we'll vote.
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Draper's opening 'graph from Friday ranks up there with his all-time worst:
"Somebody keeps whispering in Noah Lowry's ear, and it's not like he's hearing voices. It's his own body doing the talking."
To hell with Bulwer-Lytton. Let's have our own Draper Follies. Please post your nominations for worst 2005 Draperism; at some point this weekend I'll narrow them down to the top 3, then we'll vote.
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