Oral Mountain High 

The Rockies have terminated Denny Neagle's contract after the pitcher was busted with a hooker in his car. He apparently paid her $40 for oral sex.

"This decision is about an organization and the fans that support it," Rockies chairman Charles Monfort said. "Denny's pattern of behavior has not been consistent with what our organization represents."

I couldn't agree more. If Neagle had been more representative of the Rockies, he would have paid $14 million over four years for the oral sex with a $2 million option for a hand job, plus easily attainable performance bonuses.


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