Ducks Named Bonds 

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Going into tonight's game, Barry Bonds has walked 36 times and hit safely 15 times (not including home runs). In other words, he's been on base 51 times for the #5 hitter's pleasure. Fifty one ducks named Bonds on the pond.

Here's how his teammates have fared immediately following a Bonds walk (intentional or not--really, what's the difference?), single or double:

*51 plate appearances
*11 hits (all singles)
*10 double plays
*7 RBI
*2 BBs
(I didn't count strikeouts.)

That comes out to (for sadomasochistic purposes I'm going to put this in boldface type)....


In case you want to know:

After a Bonds walk: 8-34, 7 DP, 5 RBI, 2 BB
After a Bonds non-HR hit: 3-15, 3 DP, 2 RBI

No wonder Barry said the other day, "I'd walk me, too."

*UPDATE: The Giants' DNB (Ducks Named Bonds) numbers improved a bit in last night's melee. Throughout the season I'll keep a running total in the right-hand column.


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